- I didn't have a dick... - So you're jerking off! So you're almost not a virgin

I'll be your number one, bro, but not in the anus. Put the doll in there

Brother, why fuck a slut, I'd rather be your first

Dad, that's my dildo! But I haven't had a real dick yet, can you give me yours?

Don't be embarrassed, but get your dick out — sudden sex on the 1st date